Most of the intelligence community doesn’t believe he exists, but the ones that do call him The Winter Soldier. He’s a ghost, you’ll never find him.
'sup nerds guess who's back
AND GUESS WHO SAW GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY LAST WEEK
One of these is not like the others
okay hear me out aromantic natasha who has a ~thing~ with clint and every time somebody asks them to define their relationship natasha raises an eyebrow while clint makes vaguely exasperated hand gestures
#all i can think of is clint waving around a coffee pot and making noncommittal noises then flapping his hands near his chest then shrugging and chugging the coffee pot #and natasha’s like ‘yeah that exactly’
Things I should be doing: Writing
Things I am doing: Imagining random shit from the story I want to write without actually thinking them through and then forgeting about them.
you put it in words bless you
She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently
okay this one made me laugh
i love losing followers. go you weaklings. you will never survive the winter
when your friend makes an offensive joke but you don’t want to start anything with them
Do you ever just think about the future and start freaking out about the most random things